grief: 0/5 stars
color: dreadful black

i did NOT order this. it showed up unexpectedly…5 days before christmas, no less! there’s no instructions, no manual. no return policy but there’s a lifetime warranty. love that for me.

features:

• brought on severe depressive episode
• glitches often…sometimes you feel everything at once, sometimes you feel nothing at all
• pairs really well with intrusive thoughts, trauma, guilt, and/or shame!

pros:

• none?????
• great excuse to not socialize
• can dissociate like a champ
• finally had a reason for a blog
• get to spend more time with my therapist

cons:

• literally all of it
• apparently never expires
• fits like a glove
• have to rediscover who i am
• have to pay my therapist more

10/10 would NOT recommend to a friend.